crimewave420:

God confirmed dead

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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  • me: heyy whats your fav band?
  • boy: the beatles
  • me: *falls asleep*
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vapor-man:

Siri, open hentai

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woodmeat:

sesamestreet:

Doin’ the Pigeon. 

OOOOOOOOHH SHIT!!
OOOHH SHIT!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SHIT!!!